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The Cure 
A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. The older doctor marched down the hallway to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has grown children and grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
"Eating" Your Cake
My neighbor's husband was always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if she could only organized her time. He had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.
When I dropped by to see him, he crowed, "I made a cake and frosted it. I washed the kitchen windows and the cupboard doors, scrubbed the floor, the walls and the ceiling and then took a bath." I told him his wife would be impressed.
"Maybe not," he said. "When I made the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking it out of the bowl." 
Groaners:Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. Because a Bee comes after it!
Q: Why was Six afraid of Seven?
A: Because Seven ate Nine!